The whole can of paprika

Last time, I quoted Diana Vreeland's statement that bit of bad taste is like a dash of paprika, but this, I'm afraid, is really the whole can!!!

I found this crocheted string bikini - (infant sized!) when I was shopping for my niece. Needless to say, I didn't buy it, but had to take a photo. Hopefully you can see how tiny it is relative to the hanger. I don't really want to see how this trend might develop...